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caughtup-in-sunlightt:

10knotes:

gifak-net:

Grumpy Cat Meets Grumpy the Dwarf at Disneyland

good lord my heart

(via darkdaniel)

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milwaukeemorgan:

Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean

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  • Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
  • The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
  • Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.
  • The Mom: Don't we all.
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the-loki-initiative:

habibtipalestina:

Student: can I please use the bathroom?

*takes bag*

Teachers: why are you taking your bag?

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This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.

(via celebritity)

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  • Person: She was dressed like a slut, so she got raped. It's common sense.
  • Me:
  • Person:
  • Me:
  • Officer: So, you say you shot this man?
  • Me: Officer, it's not my fault he was killed. I mean, he WASN'T wearing a bullet proof vest. It's his fault that my bullet killed him. It's not my fault at all. How dare he walk around with his body vulnerable to bullets.
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shellylynn:

buzzfeedgeeky:

Sir Ian and Michael Gambon continue to be the most awesome people alive. [via]

What little shits.

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gaseous-sanek:

*balloon squeaking noise with an agitated tone*

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